Edited:  1. april 2000.

ZAKON AKCIJE I REAKCIJE 002

ONAKO, UZGRED: 

ZAIR špica (MP3)
ZAIR jingle 1 (MP3)
ZAIR jingle 2 (MP3)

Vaše reakcije na ostale ljude i tehnološke stvarčice oko nas. Radijsko izdanje subotom od 13 do 16 ha na Beogradu 202: FM 104 MHz, AM 1503 KHz, Net live feed preko www.beograd202.co.yu.

 

Email!

From: Vladimir Bubanja bubke@beotel.yu To: modli@beotel.yu Subject: email Date: 31. januar 2000 3:22

"Email" je postao deo naše svakodnevice. Email ovde, Email tamo, Email svuda. Svi vole Emaila... Ali, da li je iko sreo Emaila? Kako Email izgleda? U kojoj zemlji Email živi? Konačno imate priliku da saznate odgovore na ova pitanja! Dame i gospodo, ovo je EMAIL...


 

 

Uff!From: Ceda Bradic cbradic@EUnet.yu To: Zoran Modli Subject: Re: Razglednica iz Muzeja JV Date: 8. februar 2000 19:27

Pre nekoliko dana u Muzeju jugoslovenskog vazduhoplovstva na surčinskom aerodromu okupili su se zaljubljenici u letenje na Microsoftovom Flight Simulatoru 98. Stručna predavanja održali su Danil Maljoković-Daxy (autor sajta avijacija.co.yu) i Čeda Bradić (osnivač kluba FS letača u Mladenovcu). Svi zajedno pogledali su jedan film iz arhive Muzeja, obišli "nevidljivu" izložbu sa eksponatima koje su naši protivavionci oborili tokom NATO agresije, da bi se onda oprobali i na konkretnom takmičarskom zadatku: što bolje uraditi IFR let u zoni beogradskog aerodroma! Evo kako je to izgledalo...

 

 

From: Djordje Brankovic djb@EUnet.yu To: djb@EUnet.yu Subject: malo sale, tekstualne i likovne! Date: 10. februar 2000 23:47

Women's English

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to go
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset , you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on the TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Men's English

I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
What's wrong? = What stupid, self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before
We need to talk = I want to hang out with my buddies this weekend
What do you want to do tonight? = Let's stay home and be lazy
Are you going to the grocery store soon? = I am out of beer
I'm just checking the scores = I'll be watching the game for hours
Dinner is interesting = it tastes terrible
I heard you = I am ignoring you
Yeah, sure honey = just be quiet
Sure, go ahead = Good, free time

 

revenge!From: Djordje Brankovic djb@EUnet.yu

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